Showing posts with label remake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label remake. Show all posts

Poster: The girl with the dragon tattoo - American Version

See how Americans change things and add more sex appeal? The poster for the "The girl with the dragon tattoo" in the -i am pretty sure will be a superior version- swedish adaptation was simple, portraying Lisbeth in full dark clothing. Here she is naked with Craig's hand covering in a way her breast area. Oh yeah! Now we are talking. Screw you Hollywood and stop milking films that haven't even

Bradley Cooper in talks for the remake of .. "The crow"

Oh dear god, why why why? So many questions, so many questions! "The crow" is one of my favourite films of all time and i even classify it to the top ten best films of all time! The visuals are amazing with a blade runner-esque atmosphere and Brandon Lee is simply brilliant as Eric Draven. You can clearly see the sadness behind his eyes. The soundtrack is jaw dropping and the villains oh boy!

Topless Rooney Mara for poster remake of "The girl with the dragon tattoo"

This is why i hate Hollywood. What was a well crafted film with amazing performances now it is entering seriously in the territory of overload, of overfitting, of over exposure. Why you want to have Rooney Mara topless on the poster? I will give you some possible reasons:
a) you are pretty sure your film won't attract as many viewers as you think...     1)... since the original was out just a

Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander- FAIL

What they were thinking? So excessive coverage about this one. The original film was just great. The breakthrough performance of Noomi Rapace is simply one of the best pieces of acting of all time. And then we get this. Maybe it is the photoshoot that looks balls but

a) hair cut -FAIL
b) breast tattoo- FAIL
c) Earing- FAIL
d) Piercings- FAIL
e) Photoshop- FAIL
f) Jacket- Epic FAIL

and she looks

The girl with the dragon tatto remake? Fuck off!

Hollywood is a land full of losers. how can u remake a perfect film-the original Swedish chilling thriller "the girl with the dragon tattoo" into a hollywood product?

By putting of course superstar Brad Pitt in it. You fucking losers, the original film was amazing because we could related to these characters. Why? Because they were portrayed by real actors, no models or superstars. With the