A New Equation

Just something that I've found proven true:


Hot Sausage

Plus

Hot Spice

Equals to



=Vomits=

It was an incident that happened last night. The 3 of us, Abu, Jojo and I went AC for supper. Everything was as usual -makan- until Abu challenge us to try out the most spicy sausage there. Jojo accepted the challenge with confidence. I was quiet.

The "spicy sausage" came, and Jojo finished it. It didn't look as spicy after all. But, Abu (ahem), being Abu, loves to do funny stuff. He ordered another spicy sausage and
he challenge me to try at least a bite. I thought it was just okay, since Jojo had finished one, forgotten that she's the queen of spiciness. So I accepted and took one bite, just one bite.

It was like HELL.

The super-duper spicy powder on the sausage stayed on the tongue and it burns. It doesn't make any difference after drinking a glass of water and ice cubes. I had never suffered like that before. I looked at Abu, laughing non-stop.

The next thing I know, Abu went toilet and vomited.

When he was back, he said he had never learn his lesson. He had actually experienced that before. I felt dumb. I swear I'll never try that again, unless someone is gonna pay me a fortune for that.

Conclusion for the day: Spicy sausage is not a good idea to try. Jojo is too extreme, something's wrong with her taste buds.